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“What do you think?†Marie asked, adoring the look on her husband’s face as she kept her signature cool. He might be disappointed that they were temporary growth pills, but she had ordered a large stock.“Best birthday ever,†he said.
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
i just saw an irl friend for the first time in months and we went to go get a beer and they informed me that they not only know about this blog but they also stalk it periodically despite not being a homestuck fan and knowing nothing about it other than
junhonqz: sobs endlessly because MBLAQ really deserves to win an award and I feel so sad that we haven’t been able to get them at least one little win just come on they try so hard and they keep getting pushed aside but they KEEP SMILING AND PERFORMING
I wanna wear heels to school tomorrow but i dont wanna walk around in them :[
jijipiloucat: Imagine your fave being a bedwetter. They are at a party with friends and their crush. They all get pretty drunk, and the moment to go to sleep arrive. Your fave decide to not sleep so they will not wet the bed, but they follow a friend
nsfwparadise8: I’m gonna start making omo imagines. Here’s my first one:Person A falls asleep watching tv and wakes up in the morning with a very full bladder. They make it to the bathroom, but they can’t get their belt off in time and they have
White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like
proto-homo: vaguelywitty: kidkendoll: proto-homo: Notre Dame has already received 700 million euros in donations and apparently Apple will be donating too….. They’ll be complaining about the “refugee problem” in no time. But they can generate
jeneelestrange: walrus-on-a-tricycle: moth866643999642311568: i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me Draw the squad in these poses As a former teacher, if I saw anything but the
rosesau:ghosts 👻they’re real. for sure 100% they’re real i know from experiencei haven’t personally Experienced anything paranormal but they’ve gotta be realpossibly real but i’m not entirely convincedthere’s no
nymeriarahl: They keep on trying to split us up, but they never ever will.
kannibal: …but two can stick together. That’s how it is. That’s how it is. Possibly for Durin’s Day AU, where Thorin dies, but his nephews live. Fíli is now Erebor’s King, though Balin still acts as Minister, and Glóin as secretary of state
I got a comment on my most recent fic and I’m SO UPSET it’s just crit without the con part. They were like “ARMIN IS BLAND AND YOU SHOULD ADD MORE CANON TO THIS” and I’m just like “But how? Why? I want to make this
I don’t usually do this, but if someone could buy me one of these bags, I would love you forever.
Ae/aer/aerself pronouns sound very nice. I’m not sure if they’d fit me, but they’re nice.
takanoboo: I feel like makishima would be the kind of guy that really small children are drawn to like they’re fascinated with his face and voice and want to pull his hair, but they make him so very nervous and uncomfortable
yourthetennantsuniverse: “David and Georgia met filming Doctor Who, but they didn’t start dating till months later. Four or five months after they met she brought him to see me in Spamalot, but she told me there was nothing going on between them.
humansofnewyork: “I emigrated from Liberia at the age of eighteen, and a lovely Jewish family took me in and helped fund my education. Their names were Anne and William Rothenberg. They had never even met me before. But they allowed me to live with
tehahtimeeh: “The Russians… moved together, but they were all power and no grace. Everything they did looked violent.” – Pacific Rim: The Official Movie Novelization yeah violently SEXY
Y'know, So Many Birthdays was storyboarded/written by the same team (Raven M Molisee and Paul Villeco) as Frybo and Tiger Millionaire and I can definitely see the similarities, not only in visual style but tone as well
kasukasukasumisty: adventuretitan: steven-universe-confessions: But anyway it was pretty cool. HAHAHHAHA NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT Oh wow, I don’t want to be mean but this is the absolute pinnacle of the ridiculousness of the “Am I the
kasukasukasumisty: People who consider Steven annoying for making mistakes and not knowing everything does not understand the type of storytelling that SU presents and yeah, they don’t have to, but that makes me sad. I don’t even get what that
like, I’ve probably said this a bunch of times before, but I really like Pearl has big hands and feet (and nose). ‘cause most characters of that type, sort of graceful dancer type, are given small extremities because popular assumption is
My mom bought a bag of those Sweetheart candies but they’re from a different brand so they can’t call them Sweethearts so instead they’re called “Tiny Conversation Hearts” and all I can think is that Pearl named this product.
I think a pair of mourning doves are looking to build a nest or something on the awning in the backyard. They keep flying back and forth between the beams and they need to fly pretty low to get to some of them but they keep doing it
shepardofthenormandy:that’s itthat’s the dragon age seriesa gang of nerds follow you around thedas and they bicker like children and you love them to bits because they’re nerds but they’re your nerds
I had a dream where Amethyst met Homeworld Amethysts and they looked like this (except less poorly drawn)their arms were whips that swung back and forth as they walked but they could also used them as individual tentacle-like arms
Ohh, when CN announced they were partnering with Abrams Books for SU merchandise, I hoped they’d be doing an Art of Steven Universe book (since they did the AT art book) but I didn’t dare assume. But they are! Aahh! (source) The Art of Steven Universe
Honestly, I miss the Funny Animal-style game protags. I mean, they still exist of course (I know because I’m 200x more likely to be interested in a game with a non-human protagonist), but they were super common after Sonic made them cool and it
okay, I had a little too much fun making the countdown posts for tomorrow’s episode. They’re probably obnoxious as heck but I had fun at least. Hopefully someone other than me will be amused by my efforts, haha
stovestalker: noshamejustlove: zorobro: shota-purinsu: zorobro: linzthenerd: theguilteaparty: crippledcuriosity: itsfondue: Isn’t it nice how people twist their religious scripture to suit their weds but when it’s used against them it’s
pharah is great on ilios u can’t fuck up with a pharah on ilios except u fucking can bc this pharah was our only fucking dps but they were a fucking scaredy peace of shit that wouldn’t get on the goddamn point
i promised someone i’d play comp with them but i really……………………… don’t want to……………. like they’re really nice and stuff but i don’t want to play
moth866643999642311568: i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me
There are 1,025,109.8 words in the english language. And white people mad they cant say nigga.
fousheezy: lorellaigilmore: theocseason4: uglyfun: So this is 8 ½ minutes long but i guarantee you it’s the best 8 ½ minutes of TV you’ll see this week. america is about to elect an illiterate man to the presidency That dude can’t
daggercube: dimetrodone: Why does Buster’s father look like this?? Why his hairline go around his ears but his ears ain’t there? Why he wear headphones on his ears but his ears ain’t there? Why?
freckledtrekkie: Some character deaths matter and they hurt and you cry but they make sense But there are some character deaths where YOU’RE JUST ANGRY LIKE WAS THAT ACTUALLY NECESSARY WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU COULD’VE GONE SOMEWHERE WITH THAT ANYWHERE
gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off You’re
mkhunterz: What I really want from season 10 is for Sam and Cas to think everything is fine and Dean is back to normal and for a while things are good. But every once in a while something about Dean just feels a little…off…but they think “oh,
damnaveragesheep:mannybarbosa: thepurplepaladin: mannybarbosa: Oh shit they make condoms with rulers on them. I want this 😱 this would destroy egos R.I.P insecure boys I love making insecure boys cry over stupid things.
pruscan: i hate being really attached to a fictional character bc it’s like?? you are them? but you also love them? but you also want to see them date someone else? but they are also your child? but you still want to have sex w them? what is this?
did-you-kno: People with nerve damage in their hands don’t get wrinkly fingers when they’re soaked in water. This discovery helped scientists learn how water causes skin wrinkles, which occur due to an involuntary nervous system reaction, but they
I can’t sleep at night because they keep trying to sit on me. also they fight a LOT
brightlotusmoon: healthy-harold: alphedhel:queer-as-duck:gods-unchosen-one:ichikun: cumbacon: somesaypoetry: sevey6: racistspiderman: racistspiderman: More women Thank god they decided to make more Wow Dolly Parton has really been hard at
Telling irl friends about my pete white obsession but they still love and accept me… insane
spider-boiii: Peter sits on the ceilingSometimes when he’s sad sometimes when he’s happy but mostly just when he feels like it It weirded out the other Avengers at first but they got used to it And no one really said or did anything about it Until
fl0ppyfish: took these at Nottingham last night, totally worth the 4 hours there and back almost getting lost haha! I thought I was bad at Cardiff but this night absolutely broke me, seeing them all like this and their little speeches. I hope they keep
omg these refs didn’t care at all, when the fight started they just let the guys go at it but then the one guy was on the ground while the other was repeatedly punching him in the face so it had to be stopped
the lil plant babies me and darf adopted are daffodils and right now they are very small but they will grow big and strong, we got four - Daphne, Dall, Delilah and Donkey Kong. Dall has a gimpy leaf thingy so we are ROOTING for him. get it??
i get so mad at irl tv shows where they set a meal scene and have real food on the table but the characters are just poking at it with their silverware and twirling food on their forks and pretending to chew but they haven’t eaten anything SO WASTEFUL
jen-iii: Okay so, Ya’know how whenever the gems unfuse, they always just basically fall and stuff right? Well I picture Ruby and Sapphire absolutely sucking at landing since they don’t unfuse often :D So just picture these babies flailing in the
stevonnie: good cool kids things: -they could’ve been the snobbish, mean teen characters that are bullies to the child protagonist but they are always kind-they genuinely care for steven as their friend, invite him to hang out with them and give him
gryfinz: BUT THEY WATCH USAND THEY KNOWAND THEY’RE HAPPY AS THEY SEE OUR LOVE GROW
No Gaga, THEY live for the applause!
they’re still best friends and nothing will ever change that
mazerly replied to your photoset: ok here they are i hope u don’t mind my face omg are macaroons any good? do they taste different depending on color?? why are they so colorful??? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW loool naw but they are good! yea each color
qbj replied to your post: i find that when i watch … Yes but Christa and Ymir. ahaha sure they’re great but i dont…… ship them??? like in a “they cute and they cute together and if they end up kissin that would be totes
“In this song, Miku and Luka are in love with each other, but their fate is marked by death and their relationship has a love/hate basis. As the Sun and Moon, they are opposites, but they still can’t help but feel attracted towards each other.
